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the most amazing mother fucker in the whole world fucking amazing in bed hes the hottest person around. Evry time someone sees him they get mind fucked
Girl 1: hey isn't thay Ken patrick ricardo
Girl 2: wait tht is!
Girl 1: wait did i just get mind fucked?
Girl 2: Yes i did to
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A place for basic white girls and privileged white boys that turn you atheist because of the religion classes you’re forced to attend. It’s campus is tiny and sketchy people hide behind the water house in the back field and a hell where you are forced to conform to the standard norm of plaid skirts, white button down shirts, and a big bulky blazer.
Catie: What School do you go to?
Rose: I go to Saint Patrick Catholic School.
Catie: Ugh. You go to *that* school.
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An excuse to get drunk on a Sunday.
Person 1: Lets go get drunk.
Person 2: But there's school tomorrow!
Person 1: So? It's Saint Patrick's day!
Person 2: WHy didn't you say so in the first place?
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Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.
The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol
Hahah
St Patrick’s Day 2020
A hellhole, full of mullet wearing, racist, redneck, trump supporting, boot-licking human beings undeserving of any sympathy or human decency. It’s the despot of America and no one here gets anywhere in life
Person 1: “where’d you graduate from?”
Person 2, presumably a racist homophobe: “Patrick County High School”
Person 1, visibly disgusted: “oh, get the fuck away from me”
When flushed with little to extreme embarrassment, you throw your head down to a 90 degree angle
“What’s wrong with him?” Jevin asked. “Oh, it’s just a Patrick Winslow Sylvester Moment”
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