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An ambiguous statement cooked up by H.R. Managers when they want a person to perform higher duties without pay, without defining the time period
Carry out a supervisors job for a short period of time
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loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...
"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.
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don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.
hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?
andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
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A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.
An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.
Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").
A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:
(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.
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(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?
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The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.
I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!
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Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome
Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.
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A person who often is red, sweaty, and smelly.
Did you see that bucket of period blood at school today?
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