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This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".
If I had to pick a dude?
Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles
Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.
It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.
*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".
"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".
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This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').
Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.
racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
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Reverse pick-poketing is when u take something a put it into someones pocket without them knowing it. I created this and have mastered it.
one time i put some construction paper into someones shoe and they didnt know about it.
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Reid: Is anyone here a pick me Boy?
Braden: I am!
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U call someone this if they have a really small dick and really thin legs. Usually get angered really easy.
Jake O has such tooth pick legs someone could put a truck through that.
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An adage that accurately describes any behavior of a teenager.
You can pick your poison being a teacher's pet, a druggie, or promiscuous.
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