South Korea pole dance

When Rodney dances a ginger brother Brandon!

When they dance ginger style, South Korea pole dance

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I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.

I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.

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indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

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Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

Roll Out, With My Pole Out

What you say when its time to leave in a cockiness style.

guy 1. Man, lets GTFO of here.
guy 2. Yea F*** this place, its time to Roll Out, With My Pole Out.

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Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

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fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

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