Pop Music

Music that people like because the singer(s) are cute. You never hear somebody call a rock god cute.

OMG look its Justine Timberlake hes is the cutest thing ever. ( wat is heard all the time)
OMG look its Jimi Hendrix he is the hottest thing ive ever seen (wat is never heard)

pop-hop

Mainstream booty music, where the primary subject matter is; hot-tubs, rims, jewelry, and fried chicken.

Artists responsible for perpatrating this wackitude; Nelly, Ludacris, Cash Money Millionairs, Ja-Rule, and probobly lil jon if you could understand what this crackidict was spewing from his moms melted down K-Mart Blue Light Special "gold" tooth toolbox mouth.

Why does pop-hop lower my IQ test scores?

pop music

Pop Music: the reason I have my dad's .22 loaded, next to my head if I hear that goddamn "Toxic" song one more time!!

1. Who really wants to know about Britney's sexual peferences?(That was a retortical question, boys.)
2. I really do not give a shit about being young and hopeless.

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

pop fluff

Light, stale and meaningless pop music

"Stars Are Blind"; Paris Hilton's new album is a perfect example of pop fluff.

eye-popping

Something that is shocking or surprising to see.

The phrase comes from the idea that when people see things that are powerfully attractive or unusual, their eyes seem to pop out of their head.

1) You should see Magic Brian's eye-popping new juggling trick.

2) We made an eye-popping Web site for our new client.

pop tent

1. A boner.
2. A reference to a line from the Ben Stiller movie, 'Flirting with Disaster.'

"Hey, where'd you get the pop tent?"