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A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass
Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass
Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.
Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.