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this is a pretty grose sexual position for people who may have or want to have a defication fetish. you shit on the female's eyeballs so she cant see you then you give her anal.
I gave this chick the ray charles and after that i took a golden shower.
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Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.
The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.
You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.
Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!
Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same
materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!
*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more
materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!
Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses
*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************
-ray bans for teenagers
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A sexual maneuver whereby one fires off a handgun at the point of climax. The handgun must be at least 9mm or larger. A .22 just doesn't cut it.
The sex must also be performed in a wooded area. Discharge of firearms in a domicile is unacceptable.
Extra points are awarded if an electric blue light sabre is involved, especially after the flying of radio-controlled helicopters.
Another word associated with this experience is "Todded".
I totally busted out the Scott Ray of Sunshine last weekend at the lake with Monica.
Oh, so you totally Todded!
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That country singer that made that one song. But most people know him because he gave life to that disgusting thing that thinks it makes people happy when it shakes its ass.
Child 25 years in the future: Dad, who is Billy Ray Cyrus?
Father: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Child: I said who is Billy Ray Cyrus?
Father: Oh sorry, I had a minor aneurysm when I heard the name "Cyrus".
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A nick-name of masturbating. You go home and shut the door, turn some Billy Ray Cyrus on and go to town.
Right when I got home I went up to my room and Billy Ray Cyrused it!
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A) Someone who is happy at the wrong time, or obnoxiously happy all of the time.
B) Someone who is absolutely not a ray of sunshine.
A) "My grandma just died"
"That sucks, but did you hear? I got an A on my assignment!"
"You're such a ray of fucking sunshine."
B) "Hey! How are you?"
"I want to fucking die."
"Wow, you're just a ray of fucking sunshine today, aren't you?"
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A guy who smokes an excessive amount of new ports and marijuana and has a serious case of road rage and has a low tolerance for stupid drivers, red deaths, stale dutch masters cigars and bad batches of marijuana.
Wtf!!! no this fucker did not cut me off, ol he'll no passme my new ports and light that blunt clip. Passenger says chill dude stop being a total uncle ray
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