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A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.
Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!
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A girl that when drunk is half human half dinosaur. She walks, eats, throws up and even growls like a T Rex. Nothing stands in her way when she has the late night munchies. A girl in her mid 20's that takes down a whole crock pot of velvetta cheese dip and a large pizza in one afternoon. A girl who tries to talk while she eats but sounds like a T Rex on a man hunt.
Tell him to walk on down here and say hello to the T Rex
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The instinctual response to bring one's arms up to ones's chest comically, much like in the manner of a T-Rex. This is done in response to an extremely awkward situation in which one is left speechless and can only resort to reflex t-rexing. This reaction is also applicable to when someone you find particularly obnoxious comes into the the room and you signal to your friends your dislike of said person without giving yourself away.
"Dude, she asked if i poopjasterblevomulate"
"WHAT? what did you say?"
"I couldn't say anything. I just reflex T-rexed until she left"
An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.
Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."
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A huge motherfucking nuclear equipped death mobile that shoots warheads. It is designed to be a stand alone operational vehicle. Generally bipedal and really fucking scary when it's just you by yourself and you have to duke it out with one of them.
The first time I fought Metal Gear Rex I was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THAT THING?!
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uncultured swine: “hey do you know Rex Orange County? they’re so shit, i only listen to top quality music like xxxtenticles and like cardi b bitches.
me: “you’re pure trash Rex Orange County’s songs are messages from God himself and cries from the heavens above.”
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A vagina that seems bad-ass but in actuality, it just scavenges for sloppy seconds.
I was so drunk I almost got devoured by a vagina-saurus-rex. Thankfully, she was distracted by the guy twitching in the corner.
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