riding the wave

when you're high on molly, weed, and alcohol and are on a wave of high-chill and happiness, and then get sad again but know youre gonna feel happy again and then you feel happy and then you ride the wave. Instead of saying do you ride the wave, you say im a wave rider.

"Are you a wave rider?"
"Yea im riding the wave right now"

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bull riding

The act of finding the fattest woman to fuck: fuck her doggy-style and wrap your arms around her if you can; then whisper in her ear "you are the fattest bitch that I have ever fucked"; and hold on for the ride.

That fat bitch deserves a good bull riding.

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Ride Rape

Forcing or attempting to force someone, usually a friend, to ride a roller coaster or other amusement park/carnval attraction. Can be done verbally, physically, or with a combination of both.

Caitlyn: Eric, I don't want to go on Millenium Force!! Leave me alone!!! I swear to God, I will blow my Ride Rape whistle!!

Eric (Pulling Caitlyn by an arm): Don't be such a wuss, Caitlyn!!

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Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.

Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.

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ride the cougar

To smoke marijuana. To get stoned.

hey lets ride the cougar!

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Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

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zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

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