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Another term for a royal physician, or doctor
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
A nation in the Andromeda Alliance.
Royal Empire of Rœvaan, where even is that?
A big poop.
I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!
While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit
Billy: Hey Willy i dare you to preform the royal slytherin on that ant hill!
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Royal plunger works better when the girl is tied to a bed.
Royal plunger is when you lick your girlfriend out and then caugh all your flem and bodily fluids produced by your girlfriends body up into your own mouth and spit it into her mouth and then go on to use this as lubrication while you thrust your penis in her mouth finishing when hav came by pushing our penish far enough to make your girlfriend physically sick “plunging her”.
Person one: Hey guys guess what.
Person two:what
Person one: I gave my lass the royal plunger last night
Person two: that amazing, how was it
Person one: messy but good
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