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One whom resembles a musk rat.
"Wow, it looks just like Ja Rule!" -Crocodile Hunter
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When drinking with Loki Discordia's crew there are strict Party Rules that must be adhered to at all time, and must never be violated.
1.DRINK IT OR WEAR IT. That means if someone makes you a drink, you either have to drink it or wear it.
2.PASSOUT in a public place or with your shoes on you are free game for anything
3.FAGGOT=SHOTS, if you are declared a faggot you must defend your honour by drinking a shot or shots as the case may be
4.COCK 4 TIT if a chick gets her tits out you have to get your cock out
5.JIMMYS MUM, if she shows up someones gotta fuck her
6.SMOKING, if you have papers dont bum a taillor
7.SPILL YOUR DRINK you must lick it up and have a shot
8.CHAMPION RULE If you say "i'm fine" while you are passing out SHOTS!
9.PARTY VIRGINS. If this is your first time partying with us, you HAVE to drink - PARTY RULES
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A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")
Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.
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The Silver Rule is so-named because it is similar to the well-known Golden Rule. However, it is a bit easier to do. The Silver Rule is simply, "Don't be a douche bag." Instead of having to do something like the Golden Rule, all you have to do is not be a douche bag.
I hate that Brandon, he just doesn't live by The Silver Rule.
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Rule 34 states that if something exists, porn involving that thing also exists.
Guy: What is wrong with these people!? Handicapped midget kitchen utensil porn!?
Other guy: Rule 34 Dude, Rule 34.
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As seen in sport and other pursuits, the setting and context of an action can mitigate or nullify entirely an unambiguously and unabashedly homoerotic act. Much as a pool full of Speedo clad men climbing over each other or a grassy field full of men in tight pants capriciously running about slapping each other on the ass can be excused under the thinly veiled guise of being water polo or baseball, claiming that the Aquaman rule is in effect (before, after or during) makes any act, no matter how ‘gay’, totally ‘chill’. The philosophical basis governing this that if you do any thing in the water it’s totally not gay because, you know, humans live on land.
“Hey did you guys ever notice how that one time I made out with a dude in the hot tub at the LXA house that it totally wasn’t gay because, you know, humans live on land… And like that’s the Aquaman rule, and it’s on Urban so its legit… and I’m totally into chicks?”
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There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions
1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck
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