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A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.
I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.
"The last thing I remember is drinking a Russian Wifebeater. Now I've lost everything I once held dear."
2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka
Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.
Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks
"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"
When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.
Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.
When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.
Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.