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A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.
Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted
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To rip ones vagina all the way back to the asshole. Usually happens during birth. Looks REALLY good when it happens.
She was asking for it all night so I gave her the Salt Lake City Smile.
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When you are going to fuck someone up, regardless of what happens to you.
Friend 1 - "Dude stole my car, but he seems pretty big."
Friend 2 - "STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS!!"
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(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)
Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
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A euphemism for scrotum, or nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
This cougar was totally all over me last night so I decided to let her take me home and have a few licks at the old Cougar Salt Lick.
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To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it
:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.
:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,
:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons
Greatest fuckin city in the USA. Too many god damn mormans. There is nothing to do, gets too cold then too hot in about one week. Yuppies are everywhere. Good hot rod scence. Punk scence rules the west. When bands from out of state come here they usually get beat up. I.E. Dropkick Murphys a few years ago and Casualities a few weeks ago.
Fuck LA, Boston, and New York; This is salt Lake.
There are a lot of losers in salt lake city, ut
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