A line dash tryhard who wasted 4 months of his life
Bro salty shadows is such a line dash tryhard
A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"
the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that
Okay like if you didn't like hawkmoth from miraculous ladybug than you will love shadow noir tho.
Spoiler for this one but Thomas always spoilers so eh
Okay like hawkmoth gets the cat miraculous and fuses all three together ( the butterfly, peacock and cat) AND OMG HE IS SO FUCKING GOOD LOOKING like I swear you MUST love him after that.
Anyway :D
Person 1: omg did you saw shadow noir?
Person 2: no..??
Person 1: *shows pic*
Person 2: o.m.g
your shadow eye is showing. you're such a shadow eye.
well, in 2008 it was a nice little band between miles kane and alex turner. in 2016, it was an excuse for two men to cheat on their girlfriends in front of thousands of people (they make really good music too though).
2008 (yes, the year itself is speaking): The last shadow puppets is a great band between two best friends, I dont know what you are talking about!
2016: They did some drunken kareoke and then commited various homoerotic acts. Alex turner even got a boner after shoving Miles' leg between his thighs!
A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”
Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”