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When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.
Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.
(Noun) A salty rabbit is someone or something which is very salty, mad or sad. Salty rabbits tend to run away from people or the people who made them salty.
Person 1: Hey you suck at this game
Person 2: Yeah
Salty rabbit: No I'm not! Shut up I'm leaving!
A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.
Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries
when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock
ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!
What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.
Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?
Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.
When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.
Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?
When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.
Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.