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When you stick your finger in your dickhole and say:
"Did you see that? Huh? I just stuck my whole finger in my dick hole! Aw yeah man, it feels fucking fantastic, fucking fantastic man."
Every Tuesday night, Tim liked to turn the lights down low and give himself a hot scott.
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A man being sent to his death for something he may of not even done.
There was reasonable doubt. He shouldn't be sentenced to death.
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N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
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A town just outside of Santa Cruz, California. It is definition for the word enclave. Almost everyone in this town is racist and white, and cultural diversity is non existent, which is very odd being near the San Francisco Bay Area which is a cultural hotspot. Even the amount of cultural restaurants in this town can be counted on one hand. Though these restaurants are run by white people, for white people, just like everything else in Scotts Valley. People in this town have no understanding of the outside world, and believe their way of life is the only way of life.
Quotes from a person from Scotts Valley:
"Why should I try things that I know I won't like"
"Fags should die in hell because they try to ruin marriage for the rest of us"
"You have NOTHING to make fun of, seriously, I am fucking living in LA right now, there is everything here I talk to mostly asians, indians, and BLACK people!"
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A direct correlation between the length of the Biffins Bridge (area between vag and butthole (see also, Derek's Ditch)), and the size of a woman's feet.
My god, she's got size 14 feet. According to Scott's Law, Her biffins bridge must be so long, her asshole will be between her shoulder blades and her fanny just under her tits.
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A heartless and sadistic rapper that refused to stop his concert at Astroworld, even after thousands of his fans were left injured and others died due to his lack of carelessness for others' human lives.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear what happened at the Astroworld concert?"
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: "Thousands of Travis Scott fans were trampled on and stomped to death as he ignored fans dying in the crowd, some under the age of 18, and even took part in enforcing the rioting behavior by hyping it up."
Person 2: "Wow! Is he going to pay repercussions?"
Person 1: "Knowing that it's Travis Scott and he's able to get away with the shit he does. I highly doubt it."
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You may be able to convince your teachers to let you use Wikipedia, but if you tried to use Scott The Woz as a primary source your teachers permit bullying.
"Hey Ms. Smitherman! Is it ok if I use this Scott the Woz video on my personal essay about Breath of the Wild?"
"Hey kids! Come look at this faggot! I bet he likes homosexual koala porn!"
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