Fat kid shuffle

a dance when your bob side to side at the knees with your index fingers extended with you slightly leaning to whatever side your bobbing to. always done differently by each person and you can do it to pretty much any type of music. dance orginated from a guy name Cheeks in south florida

Fuck the cupid shuffle its all about the fat kid shuffle

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Bar Hussie Shuffle

When an older female dancing in a bar continues to do the same dance move. Usually consists of swaying ones shoulders side to side with a dipping motion followed by a sweeping of the foot ever so often. Older female refering to older woman who frequents alcohol establishments, normally is stuck in the 80's era of clothing and hair styles.

"Man, that girl sure knows how to do the bar hussie shuffle." "Dude, bar hussie shuffle 11 O'clock on the dance floor."

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four knucke shuffle

jerkin off

While watching porn, I was doing the "four knuckle shuffle"

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Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

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chicago shuffle

Somewhat like the cleveland steamer. A chicago shuffle is taking a poop on a girl's chest during intercourse. Then using your ass to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your ass side to side.

Susan gets so into it when I chicago shuffle her.

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Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

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Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

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