east side

The softer part of town where average-to-wealthy families reside. Usually is occupated by wangsters who think they are black or even better than the blacks of the West.

East side whites get scraped down by da niggas from da west everyday.

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side ho

A ho that fucks / sucks your balls dry while knowing that you're in a committed relationship

Dude, if your so unhappy with your girlfriend why don't you get yourself a side ho?

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Blind sided

when a person falls in love with a toxic person while their friends are constantly warning about the dangers of the toxic person.

Person 1: Abby is talking to Steve again when I told her that he’s gonna take advantage of her.

Person 2: She’s obviously blind sided. She doesn’t see what he’s doing to her and drops us to not hear any bad things about him.

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dark side

The side of any biological entity no one would be able to see if they wore underwear.

(After William Wallace repeteadly commands his men to show their dark side)
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!

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side eyeing

The action of a side eye

That girl over there was side eyeing me.

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side car

a person with 1/2 a pair of testicles.

That guy is such a mook I bet hes a sidecar.

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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

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