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simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022


SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020


SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020


simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 28, 2022


SIMP

A man who continues to try and please a women who his mentally and physically abusive or manipulative in nature in hopes to seek a sexual gratification or maintain a relation ship.

Tim continues to be a simp having his wife ignore him and talk to another man while shit belittles him , while he try’s to keep her happy with money and jewelry to keep her from leaving.

by Szwabo June 5, 2020


SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Man, she has a serious case of SIMP

by BIG TORUK October 28, 2020


simp

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros

Damn Evka be simpin for that juicy Josef

by Eva Křenková+Josef K. April 12, 2020