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Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”
The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.
Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.
Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.
A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.
Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!
A bitch that gets sperm from almost every guy she meets
That gurl your fuckin with is a sperm bitch so be sure that she dont got stds.
A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.
Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.
some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything
sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams
that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey
A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide