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Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
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An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.
Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.
Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.
Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.
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I love you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more :/
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A highly underrated b-rate horror flick from the '70s, directed by Meir Zarchi. The film stars Camille Keaton (grand-niece of Buster Keaton) as a young NYC writer who decides to take a brief hiatus in the woodland (in this film, the woodland is a small Connecticut town) to concentrate on her first novel. While working on her novel, she is surrounded by a group of stereotypical rednecks who rape her repeatedly (for about 21 minutes; one of the longest rape scenes in history), leaving her to perish. The gang convinces one of its retarded members (Matthew) to do the dirty work and kill the young girl, but he never kills her, and instead lies to the gang, telling them he stabbed her to death. Naturally pissed off beyond belief, the woman gets herself together, collects her thoughts, and exacts a series of revengeful acts on each member of the gang -- she hangs one man, castrates another (one of the most chilling murder scenes in horror movie history), chops another in the back, and butchers the last one with the blades from a speedboat engine. Upon release, the movie was higly criticized as being nothing more than a glorification of rape and masochism, but upon closer viewing, one can clearly see that the movie in no way glorifies rape. The film does, however, provide a brutally honest, vivid account of rape, as well as a chilling account of revenge. The movie received an X rating upon its release, and was banned in many countries. It is currently available on DVD.
I Spit On Your Grave is one hell of a film.
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When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.
That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot
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Used to describe a massive venomous snake, spitting it’s posion before it can enter a smaller cave like warm humid cave.
Make it spit to make it fit- “Man coca, I had to make it spit before I ducked that fresh puss the other day, too big to fit . Heep heep.”
It is the African American slang for having to tell someone a secret.
Hit me on my hip, cause I have to spit a bug in ya ear...
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