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wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 18, 2006

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Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 17, 2010

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forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.

Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.

by carLito picante January 21, 2014

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jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 18, 2014

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Lady Spoon

Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.

Mrs. "Jones" loves to "Lady Spoon" Mrs. "Smith" in bed, in the pool or where ever she can.

by DHutchF July 6, 2011

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magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

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Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

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Tactical spoon

by Arnelio zodynelis February 3, 2022

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