BBQ Squirrel

BBQ Squirrel is a word used only for the bestest of best friends. You use this word when talking to your friends and lovers. If someone calls you a BBQ Squirrel it means you've been chosen to be a god. Be proud of how far you've come.

"Bro she's my BBQ Squirrel" or "goodbye my BBQ Squirrel"

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pop a squirrel

poop

silvia just pop a squirrel in front of shane's tent

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Tackled By a Squirrel

When you hear it just lol.

It refers a guy getting his nuts busted while or after being tackled.

Teacher: Where's David?
Brian: He got tackled by a squirrel.
Class: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

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Squirrel Hunt

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.

Yo man, i just gave my girl a squirrel hunt!
Thats disqusting...

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squirrel handed

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

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grizzly-squirrel

The Grizzly-Squirrel is the most dangerous creature that can exists all over the world. It lives in France, near Montpellier, and kills blondes female students. No one had seen the Grizzly-Squirrel and is alive yet.

Pamela : "Mike, if we meet this écureuil-grizzly, what will we do then ?"
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)

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