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The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.
Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
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Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,
oh look at that loner boner stoner
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(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
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When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.
David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!
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When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up
"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"
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originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"
During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.
"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."
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any argument that reveals a dyfunctional grasp of logical falacy by both participants and which seem to be little more that the splitting of hairs by any and all outside observers.
Greg: Chronic is the true green.
Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.
Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.
Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?
Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.
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