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A white female who calls her self a snow bunny, but has a gold grill, messed up track line to her braided weave, and wears alot of camo tank tops. You can often find this female sucking someone off for a cigarette or selling oregano on the corner trying to pass it off as weed. If you come in contact with a swamp rat don't make any sudden move and pretend like your blind and deaf. She will eventually leave after telling you about how her mama won't give her her kids back.
Do you see that swamp rat smoking crack?
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when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
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The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress
A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys
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When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet
I legit pooped a swamp basket today
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A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
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Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.
It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.
I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
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A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
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