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v. To Multi-Text is to have a conversation with multiple people at the same time via SMS. Often induces severe cases of annoyance.
Josh: So who you texting?
Karen: Just Chloe and Craig.
- A few minutes pass -
Karen: Damnit! Will they stop texting me when I'm writing a message?!
Mike: Well maybe you should stop multi texting then.
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When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!
So I think I am going to porn text her later.
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ambi-texting is the art of texting after you have taken an Ambien. You never fully realize what you've tried to text until the next morning when you check your history and can't make out the meaning.
Text from my GF: IIII kknv66 &ddn 33)k##............zC
Meaning: I love you. Gnight.
Honey, did you take a pill before bed last night? Yes, why? Because you were ambi-texting me before you went to sleep.
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People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
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When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.
She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.
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A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.
John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"
Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."
John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"
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Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.
"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2
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