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When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"
"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
National ask Agatha out day
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world.
boy:" hey Agatha wanna date"
Agatha:"umm why"
boy:"because its february 25th,"
Agatha:"what's that?"
boy:"National ask Agatha out day
On February 25th every boy must ask anyome named agatha out, as long shes their age/grade. If they dont, they must either (consensually) hug Agatha or delete their minecraft world."
Agatha:"okay sure let's date then, would hate for you to not have an agatha on ask agatha out day"
The day in which the world's most low-maintenance bestfriend came to existence. Someone that has never failed you and never stops showing you their support.
K : Hey! What day is it today ?
J : Its February 25, THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR