One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

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Stick bandit

A buff white crackhead located in central el paso bring sticks against his head and or twirling them

Oh look theres stick bandit breaking sticks against his head again

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

bango bandit

Bango bandit.
Synonym for a homosexual person.
Often used as either a slur or inside joke within friends.

Not to be used at a pride rally or choose death.

"Hey its the bango bandit"(slur)
"Your such a bango bandit"(used as insult as a joke for being a wimp)

anti-bandit

one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up

dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell