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Diet Pepsi is a delicious or for some people disgusting soft drink. Diet Pepsi has 0 calories , 0% of fat , 2% of sodium,0% of total carbohydrate,sugars 0g and protein 0g . The ingredients in Diet Pepsi are carbonated water,caramel color,aspartame,phosphoric acid,potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine,cltric acid, natural flavour,acesulfame potassium. Pepsi-CoLA
I just got a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi
A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.
He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost
When someone says something that sounds sexist but isn't because it's backed up by culture, history, or science. (this categorization can also be applied to racism, political ideologies, etc)
Brad: "Men are more aggressive on average than women"
Janet: "He that's sexist and saying that women can't be aggressive"
Brad: "No, it's diet sexism"
Granola bars and apples . Water everyday to clean the pipes .
I'm on a Geek Diet .
Pipe cleaning time hu!
Yup.
Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week
Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately
Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.
Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet