dumb eyes

noun describing a blind person.

can also be used as an adjective...dumb-eyed

Phrase was said in season 2 of Strangers With Candy (ep. Behind Blank Eyes) and was said by Jerri's younger half-brother Derek to Alan, the blind kid.

Alan, the blind boy: "Hi Derek."
Derek: "Shut Up, Dumb Eyes!"

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Dumb stupid

Extra extra stupid

Boys are dumb stupid.

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Dick dumb

That feeling of overwhelming elation after numerous orgasims provided by a skilled stickman.

Susan was struck dick dumb after a particularly vigorous intimate session with her partner.

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dumb blonde

usually a very hot female with big breasts. And never has any idea what is going on unless she is shaking her booty.

me: murrin, I'm going to have sex with you tomaro.

murrin: OK!!! hahaha I love cheezitz and mountain dew!

me: wow i'm so glad that your fine ass is a dumb blonde!

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dumb cunt

adolescents who take the meanings of English oriented words and turn them into slang or colloquial terminology.

Dude 1: How great was my party the other night?!
Dude 2: Um, i wasn't invited..
Dude 1: AWKIES.. *walks away*
Dude 2: It's awkward you illiterate dumb cunt.

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dumb hands

When somebody is so pissed off and fights somebody and their hands are flailing all over the place kind of like when retards fight

Damn homie you see that Silva fight? He put those dumb hands on Weidman.

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Dumb Bitch

What you call girls who look better than you, are smarter than you are, and get whatever they want. You can't so you make up lies about them and call them a " dumb bitch". Just a way to compensate for your own lack of looks and intelligence.

I called her a dumb bitch cause she's everything I NEVER will be yet wish I was.

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