When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??
Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole
My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.
The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.
Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY
A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch
“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”
The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”
*claps gooch*
When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.
Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house