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A childhood classic where aang is attempting to master all four elements. Aang is a bald strange monk boy who gets help from his two weird friends, a lemur and flying bison!
Avatar: the last air bender is such a good show! Zuco is so hot!
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A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)
When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"
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The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
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A person who likes to bid on the things they want at the last 5 or 2 minutes, total pricks who put down a million dollars so no one would win the auction.
Mr.Jones likes to bid on the last minutes,
Mr.Jones must die!
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Avatar the last airbender is a anime as it is in the style of anime and many Japanese people agree with that opinion but many American people don't .
You: "Ever heard of avatar the last airbender?"
Friend: Yes I love that Anime!"
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A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.
In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.
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hey whats barack obamas last name
its obama you dumbass
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