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A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester
The best person on the planet with the name Matthew
I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.
erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.
#wedneslay
person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.
Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!
He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.
Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?
Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat
Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell