Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

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jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

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i fuck your mum

fucking your mum

from Dedji and JJ

suck my dick and i fuck your mum so hard last night that she died in the moment

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ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

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Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

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Ur mum gay lol

Daddy

Yeet 1:go die in whole
Yeet 2:ur mum gay lol

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