dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.

person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"

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sock juice

the delicious nectar made when you squeeze your wet, sweaty, fresh from soccer practice socks. You can drink it, or use it as lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Hey, you want anything to drink?
Guy 2: Yes, of course! Sock juice!
Guy 1: Good choice, I'll get my dirty sweaty socks.

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quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

9👍 4👎

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

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Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

Butter Sock

A weapon consisting of a tube sock and butter sticks. Preferably used during a fit of anger.

Daniel: “Carl, what are you holding?”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”

Butter sock

Icarly’s Sam uses the butter sock as a weapon is the program and is seen in many episodes including in the spin off show Sam and cat

In the one direction episode
Sam: “I’m getting the butter sock”
Liam: “is that a sock?”
Louis: “full of buttah”