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Fiona loves Shrek's special swamp pudding.
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when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt
My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt
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A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
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When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet
I legit pooped a swamp basket today
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Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.
It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.
Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.
I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival
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A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.
Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.
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A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root
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