[Two Tone]

Used to indicate the difference in colour in a penis when the foreskin is pulled back and the head is exposed.

"Honey I love your "Two Tone" kisses, legs wrap around me tight.... "

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two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.

Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.

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two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

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Two's Up

The phrase a townie uses to ask for something.

Hey Gaz, two's up like

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two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"hey you want this?" "Na, two-points."

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Two-Four

A 2-4 or a Two Four in Canada is a large case of beer because a large case of beer is 24 bottles.

The first long weekend of the summer can also be called the 2-4 Weekend because the traditionally named Victoria Day weekend is a time for opening the summer cottage and getting the boat in the water. It is also the start of fishing season in a lot of lakes. Both activities require at least 1 2-4 for each male participant.

Let's grap a couple of two-fours and head out to the cottage to get in a little fishing on the Two-Four Weekend coming up.

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Two-Gulper

The act of swallowing a huge cum load after a sexual intercourse, blowjob, or anal sex that requires the swallower two gulps to get all the cum down.

Man: “I’m cumming!”
Woman: “muffled sounds.....mhmm...gulp.....gulp.....holy shit!”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “That was a lot of cum! I needed two gulps to swallow it all!”
Man: “Wow nice, it was a two-gulper. That’s why I wanted to give you a facial instead but you wanted to swallow!”
Woman: “Hum, just hurry up and bring me some water!”

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