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A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy
not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
It means that u have a smoll pp
"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp
You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.
Mother: u have contracted smoll pp
Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.
Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.
Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.
Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.
Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one
retards who think after consuming animal products for 200,000 years they did something by not eating those chicken wings.
Vegan enters the room,
Turnips: oh lawd, she comin.