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A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).
Girl: Look at him! He's so fast!
Boy: No, he's just a warm-up warrior
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The name given to the act of masturbating while driving on a road trip.
I pulled a "road warrior" on the drive to Austin.
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A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.
Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?
Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!
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A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves
Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs
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The social warriors is reformation of ideology communism. They're known for their short temper and very strict rules, overreacting and attacking for disagreeing their "right standarts". Typical communism states for sharing any other opinions or disagreeing there will be punishments. Your opinions won't be tolerated, only abide by their "right standarts". Punishments are I. Comment loading attacks, they'll play as a victim and make you the guilty one, unstoppable comments that are impossible to you defend yourself. II. Double it by two, belive or not there are soliders that will make two different accounts to pretend they're friends and of course to attract others and to join solider's side. III. Reporting you and even take this as a lawsuit case. IV. Psychopath making fake stories and loads of fictional statements. V. The inteligent one, playing dirty and smart moves. V. Finding any mistakes on your comment, to reply "your grammar already shows how dumb you are". Understand that this is equivalent to North Korea laws. Only the best defense is that to write "As a black, asian, bisexual, trans, feminist, body positive, Eco-vegan, person" before you will say your opinion only this can make you undefeatable.
Moderator: What's the problem?
Guy: He/She is cursing and always nagging me for no reason!
???: HUH HE? SHE? WHY IS HE FIRST THEN SHE IS THE SECOND? DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY EXISTENCE? I AM NOT A HUMAN I PREFER AS A BASKETBALL!!! UGH YOU STUPID BITCH! KILL YOUR SELF NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!!!
Moderator: oh i know it's the social justice warriors
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One who proceeds to whup ass, all while correcting your grammar.
FGW.Chavo was a fat grammar warrior, but then his micro skills turned to shit.
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The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"
"Yes."
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