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An event in which your computer laughs at you while you “command” it to open the twenty 10MB department plan workbooks you’ll need to create the master. Meanwhile, you consider a new life near sand, sun, and an island-wide technology ban.
While everyone is out of the office on vacation, I'm stuck here in Excel Hell.
Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle
David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon
A guy on Twitter that knows Hell is the perfect place for liberals. So they can lie, cheat and steal and everyone will be cool with it.
Sue said, "Liberals want open borders so illegal aliens can invade the United States.
A Liberal said, "Open up the border and tear down the wall and let anyone in to vote."
John said, "To Hell With Liberals!"
Used to describe a profound stench, usually one with sulfurous overtones.
I'm not sure which is worse: the hell-smell down by the Geysers, or the hell-smell that emerges from the bathroom when Ranger Bob takes a dump.
A selfless and conniving person who will stop at nothing to manipulate and deceive, in order to gain the evil and pugnent things they desire.
Frederick wants Sally to become a sexual escort , so she can buy him a car. He is truly a spawn of hell!
When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning
person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
The home of the Boredom Devil. Generally has 7 layers of varying boredom. Don't touch the Boredom Void below there is no going back.
Guy 1: I'm bored
Boredom Demon: Why don't you go to boredom hell? all the bored people go there and look up useless things on UrbanDictionary.