the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH
bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him
A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby
I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.
The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.
1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee
Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!
Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.
Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.
The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.
Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.
The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.
Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines
The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down
“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “