he is my boy monday

this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.

He is my boy Monday because he left the dishes in the dishwasher again! Ugh

Bro thinks he's Ishowspeed

The definition of someone thinking that he is Ishowspeed ,a person who is famous for his insanity, random noises and his talking ben videos. This word is usually used to reference the famous Ishowspeed copy,, whiteboyem.

"Bro thinks he's ishowspeed. He's probably going to be the next whiteboyem."

HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER

Referring to when Louis Tomlinson got the fucking dagger after a year of his fans telling him to get the dagger to match harry's rose. And also an umbrella term describing what proceeded afterwards, which included him saying that the "rose has already been taken care of"

when ur feeling down, remember: HE GOT THE FUCKING DAGGER

He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

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oh dude he's flirting

when your friend can't help but be sexy

mark: "OH DUDE HE'S FLIRTING"

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nobodys perfect he/she

this shim is a very annoying person, shim loves to dance around like a stupid idiot, im sure nobody likes this he/she! she or he is a weirdo!

OH MY GAWSH that thing must be the nobodys perfect he/she!

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Oh lawd he comin

The term most commonly used for popular memes that involve a particularly cute household pet heading towards the camera.

However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.

*2D Cat walking down the street*
Any Gorillaz fan ever: OH LAWD HE COMIN

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