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toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 12, 2018


toilet flick

When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"

by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017


toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it

Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass

by ethab April 16, 2015


Toilet Chutney

A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)

I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!

by Drunken Wandering Wombat March 11, 2015


Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 27, 2023


Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban February 14, 2011


toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)

Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.

by huge fucking titties November 24, 2015