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a bowel movement that is generated solely by anxiety about something.
"Dude, I'm friggin anxious about that test. I gotta drop a worry turd".
(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...
Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.
Clarence used the turd hatchet.
The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
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A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...
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Someone who is a little piece of shit
Hey, kyle is acting like a lil turd
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When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.
Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!
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