When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!
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When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug
Person 2: you gon fucking die
A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea
having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
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