Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.

Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.

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virgin mary

A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.

Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.

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virgin mudslide

1. Before deflowering a confirmed female virgin, before she thinks you (the man) is about to enter her vagina, you ask her if she would like to have sex and still be a virgin. Right after she asks why or how, you insert your penis into her anus.

2. Directly before having sex, a male claims that he is a virgin. As he moves his genitalia towards the vagina, he inserts his penis into her anus.

1. Man 1: Hey man, did you take that girls v-card last night?

Man 2: Not technically, I asked her if she wanted to keep her virginity then gave her the ol' Virgin Mudslide.

2. Female: I don't know if that guy knew what he was doing or not, but he pulled a virgin mudslide.

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Xbox Virgin

An Xbox Virgin is someone who spends most or all of their free time playing Xbox, most likely Halo 3, thus due to the addictiveness of their xbox they remain virgins forever more. XBOX VIRGINS

"lose your virginity you xbox virgin"
"man, i havnt seen chris in months, he's such an xbox virgin"

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concert virginity

What someone has if they've never been to a kickass show and slammed some heads in the mosh pit, thus making that person a concert virgin.

Joe lost his concert virginity at the Slayer show on Saturday.

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virgin exchange

when two friends {usually opposite sexes} lose their virginities on each other, without any commitment. usually done to just say they both have "done it".

Jeff: "Did you hear about Kelly and John?"
Kevin:"Yeah, they pulled off a virgin exchange!"

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voting virginity

the first time you vote after turning 18.

yeah, i turned 18 las year, so this election i can lose my voting virginity

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