My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
1. a person who is a goon.
2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.
an insult.
1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
A very popular area to haul man gravy.
I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon
Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.
sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon
A quick, informal and short chat between two mates.
Hey mate, do you have time for a quick chindle wagon about last night?