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A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
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A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.
The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.
Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.
"Man, that is an awesome beard."
"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."
"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"
"Time to die!"
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A rumor war based on an insult about another's bra.
Did you hear about that bra war between Lucy and Sarah?
Yea and all because Sarah said Lucy's bra was ugly.
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Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.
I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.
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a show on animal planet that has a fat canadian guy trying to stop japanies people by throwing smelly stuff at them
i was watching whale wars and i saw a faggot so i changed it
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the act of pellting dunkin donut munchkins at one another.
"dude i got mad welts from munchkin war last night"- Tommy
"dont throw the powdered... so Ill throw a glazed"
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When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.
The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.
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