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When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.
- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...
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When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."
As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."
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Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.
Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.
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Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44
Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!
Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!
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A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.
If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.
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a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.
jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.
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