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A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.
The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.
I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.
When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.
When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?